So bored =_=

Name: David Duncan Watts
Age: Does it matter? I'll be 18 in a bit
Country of origin: United Kingdom
Town Born in: *shrugs* Droitwich, I think
Race/ancestry: Dutch/English, but English means 'unknown mongrel'
Religion: Taoist (Daoist)
Height: 5'7"? 5'8"? I dunno
Eye colour: Green gray and blue, plus all in between
Hair colour and styleark brown/rust, curly but non-conformist
Skin Tone: Variued and honky
Tattoos: Nope, I'd get disowned
Eye-sight: Shortsighed. Wear glasses now and then.
Names/screen-names you go by: Semiazas, Arrancarsemiazas, Konosuke, Sawamatsu Konosuke, Black Hole Sun, Salty Dog (for TF2)

Explain your username: Someone had taken Semiazas so I stuck Arrancar on ze front

Explain your icon:
Shrunken hollow ichigo thang

How would you describe your personality?
I do not describe, ask some other asshole =_=

How would other people describe you XD?
Beats me

Are you Afraid of anything/have any phobias?
I give away no weaknesses

What’s your favourite physical feature about yourself?
My crotch? No, there's nothing good there... Probs have to be my eyes

What’s your most hated physical feature about yourself?
A lot of it, but it's more apathy in general to body. I'll sculpt myself into a lean lithe powerhouse soon

Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
Chest pains, back pains, headaches, joint pains, blisters, infectious grin (think it's viral)

Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?
I'm a boring sod

Do you have any allergies?
To long-winded things (TL;DR)

Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
Youngest of 4 brothers, yarr

How many cousins do you have? Big family?
Too many to count =_=

Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
As many as I'd raise well

What was your dream job when you were a kid?
Knight

What is your dream job now?
No idea, anything I enjoi

What are your current responsibilities?
Exams, living, maintaining people, drilling through the heavens

~*food*~

What item of food would you eat the most of?
Probably Pork Pocky

What is your favourite flavour ever?
Your mom

Do you like Meat?
*gnawing on meaty animal bone*

What do you usually eat for Breakfast?
Your mom The crisp morning air or a banana

What is your favourite dinner meal?
Something involving a bowl and rice, or kievs, or Cottage Pie

What cuisines do you like best?
All tasty things, place don't matter, but far east is always good

What foods do you HATE?
Watery vegetables, too dry stuff

What food can you not resist?
My dearest Sakanoue *grins wolfishly*

What would be your last meal?
The corpse of my captors

Do you like any ‘freaky’ food combinations?
Cheese, meat, peanut butter, chocolate spread, mayonnaise, nuked altogether between bread

~*Clothing/Style*~

What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
Mugen, but British. Simple colours and styles with the odd gaming and anime reference. Want shoes like Urahara though

What item of clothing do you wear the most?
T-Shirts

Pants or skirts/dresses?
I only wear them out of warmth, so 'ants'

How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
Like to SHOW? None.

What items of jewellery do you wear most?
A ring on my little finger, a gift of great import or somesuch

What item can you NOT leave your house without?
MP3 player, my watch

Hair up or Hair down?
Hair has no desire to comprise itself in any...friggin' hair

~* Life Style*~

What time do you usually wake up?
Whenever

What time do you usually go to sleep?
Whenever my body lets me

How often do you bathe/shower?
Most nights

Do you exercise regularly?
I tried to, I will do post-exams =_=

How often do you go out drinking?
That'll depend on too many things

What do you do most in your spare time?
Schlump. Mope. Contemplate. Chase sleep. Do chores. Do schoolwork. Game. Talk to people. Do boring boring things

Name your hobbies:
See above, plus music and anime/manga, love as well

How many pets have you had in your life? (not including farm animals/live-stock)
None.

How many houses have you lived in in your life?
Two

What sort of ‘vehicle’ do you own?
Feet

What’s your current job?
Studente, plus, er, 'kitchen assistant'

~*Your Favorite-?*~

Colour(s): Green, black, ruby, blue, white, grey (all darks and lights, mainly dark).
Animal: Wolf/canines in general.
Season: Autumn
Scenery: Sky, rolling plains and forests
Plant/flower: Thorny stuff, pretty stuff
Sweet/treat: Pocky
Game: *wink* (even though I'm really bad at that kinda thing...)
Sport: Martial Arts
Shop: Anything geeky/nerdy
Brand: My foot up your arse

Town/City: None

Style of music:
Rock/folk/rural/old skool stuff (Incubus to Korpiklaani)

Favourite Songs:
No single track

Favourite Movies:
At this point in time, Iron Man *melts*

Favourite Animes:
One Piece, Berserk, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Bleach, Naruto, JoJo's, Bizarre Adventure, Samurai Champloo, Death Note, Darker Than Black, anything mech-based.

Favourite Books:
Robin Hobb, Raymond E. Fiest (sp?) books

Favourite Ships/Pairings:
IchiRuki, NaruHina, I can't really think of any others ATM

Favourite place to Holiday/visit:
Anywhere...free

Favourite place to relax/feel free:
With true quiet, wherever that may be


~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~

Pretty lazy in this respect

Height: Shorter'n me or same height
Weight: Not overweight
Body shape: Not too thin, not too large. I like reality
Hair colour/style: Medium to long, often dark
Eye colour: Meh
Style: Meh
Personality traits: Sakanoue Ayame

~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~

So, you know about my trisexuality

Height: Depends on how uke I feel or how deep my camraderie
Weight: Again, not debilitating
Body shape: Meh
Hair colour/style: Meh
Eye colour: Blue
Style: Similar to me
Personality traits: See above


~*what’s the last -*~

Time you laughed?
In Iron Man

Cried?
Nope, not tellin'

Shared?
Food not long ago

The last person you talked to?
My loveable Sakanoue

Person to call you:
See above

Person you yelled at:
No-one to my recollection

Person you told them you loved:
See 'Last person talked to'

Time you acted childish?
I never stop, childish is the new maturity

Food you’ve eaten?
A had a piece of ham

Book you’ve read?
Fool's Fate by Robin Hobb

Shop you entered?
My room

Thing you regret doing?
I regret nothing, for regret drags you from the truth

Thing you watched on TV?
Paul Merton's China thingy

Comment you squee-d over?
None

Person you mentally hugged?
Everyone

Thing you wrote? (other than this meme)
Buy milk

Thing you drew?
A spiral

Thing you read?
Buy milk, with a spiral next to it


~*Can You-*~

Do a handstand?
No, shove off, rubbing it in is mean

Raise one eyebrow and not the other?
Barely, I suck

Dance?
You must be joking

Sing?
Pfft, nope

Whistle?
Barely

Cook?
Kinda

Speak a different language?
Barely speak mah own

Do any magic Tricks?
Does violence and crying on call

Put together DIY boxed furniture?
Who can't?

Use Power tools?
*another wink*

Write a Resume’?
Write?

Rollerblade?
Nope nope

Skateboard?
Kinda

Surf?
Not at all

Navigate?
Yes

Survive without your cell phone?
Just gimme a knife and I'll survive.

Survive without your internet?
...knife and internet.



~*Randomly*~

What are you wearing right now?
Dirty question. You get another wink

How do you feel right now?
My business, ain't yours

Did you brush your teeth today D<?
I ain't a pig

One RANDOM fact about you:
I'm really really boring